{"id":428,"date":"2010-07-27T21:52:52","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T04:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/?p=428"},"modified":"2010-07-27T21:52:52","modified_gmt":"2010-07-28T04:52:52","slug":"calculations-say-im-screwed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/?p=428","title":{"rendered":"Calculations Say: I&#8217;m Screwed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The wedding blanket continues.\u00a0 Just, er&#8230;not as quickly as I need it to.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-429\" href=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/index.php\/2010\/07\/27\/calculations-say-im-screwed\/p1010966\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-429\" title=\"P1010966\" src=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/P1010966.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"425\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>See, when I do some quick calculations, it turns out that I have roughly 754 rows left to knit (not including the border, which I&#8217;m purposefully not thinking about in an attempt to hold on to my sanity).\u00a0 And even if I assume that I&#8217;ll be able to knit every day until the wedding (which I won&#8217;t) and that I won&#8217;t have to spend any time blocking (which I will) and that the border will just magically appear out of the ether (which it won&#8217;t)&#8230;even if I assume <em>all<\/em> of that, I still have to knit at least 15 rows every day in order to get this done.\u00a0 Which doesn&#8217;t sound that bad, except that each row is roughly 139 stitches, which means I have to knit 2,085 stitches <em>every day<\/em> from now until the wedding in September.<\/p>\n<p>Pray for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wedding blanket continues.\u00a0 Just, er&#8230;not as quickly as I need it to. See, when I do some quick calculations, it turns out that I have roughly 754 rows left to knit (not including the border, which I&#8217;m purposefully not thinking about in an attempt to hold on to my sanity).\u00a0 And even if I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}