{"id":473,"date":"2010-09-14T21:54:41","date_gmt":"2010-09-15T04:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/?p=473"},"modified":"2010-09-14T21:54:41","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T04:54:41","slug":"throwing-in-the-towel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"Throwing in the Towel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s T-2 days until the wedding, the one for which I&#8217;ve been breaking my fingers trying to get the blanket done.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to make it.<\/p>\n<p>Really, it&#8217;s been a valient effort. &nbsp;The last few weeks have really been a lesson in what&#8217;s possible (and what&#8217;s not), what point my fingers will start to ache, how long I&#8217;ll knit through the pain before giving up for the day. &nbsp;It&#8217;s also been a reminder of why I tend to avoid knitting with cotton yarn &#8211; there&#8217;s no stretch, there&#8217;s no give, and the pain starts to set in rather a lot more quickly than it would if I were knitting with a nice, squishy merino.<\/p>\n<p>But here we are, less than 100 hours from the big event, and I am throwing in the towel. &nbsp;I&#8217;m still going to finish&#8230;eventually. &nbsp;However, I have it on good authority (okay, from a complete stranger) that I have up to a year after the wedding to deliver the present. &nbsp;I&#8217;ve never heard that before, and I have no idea if it&#8217;s &#8220;true&#8221;, but it&#8217;s certainly convenient, and I&#8217;m not going to question it too hard.<\/p>\n<p>These next few days are for parties, for festivities, for celebrating love and commitment. &nbsp;The knitting will get finished&#8230;eventually.<\/p>\n<p>Even Monkey Kitty agrees.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/CIMG0121.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/CIMG0121.jpg\" alt=\"Monkey Kitty in the knitting\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This morning, Monkey Kitty crawled up on my lap, wormed through my circular needle, and got comfortable. &nbsp;Can&#8217;t you just hear him saying, &#8220;Mommy, give it a rest! &nbsp;This will still be there after wedding (unless, you know, you leave it out and we become mouth friends&#8230;).&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s T-2 days until the wedding, the one for which I&#8217;ve been breaking my fingers trying to get the blanket done. I&#8217;m not going to make it. Really, it&#8217;s been a valient effort. &nbsp;The last few weeks have really been a lesson in what&#8217;s possible (and what&#8217;s not), what point my fingers will start to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,37],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-monkey-kitty","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}