{"id":544,"date":"2010-11-22T19:14:15","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T03:14:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/?p=544"},"modified":"2010-11-22T19:14:15","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T03:14:15","slug":"to-the-frog-pond-with-ye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"To The Frog Pond With Ye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about making a sweater up from scratch, as I&#8217;m doing with the cARGHdigan project, is that there&#8217;s no one to blame but yourself when things go wrong.<\/p>\n<p>For example, when (finally) started on the sleeves, I measured <a href=\"http:\/\/bashertcomics.com\">The Blanket Thief<\/a>&#8216;s wrists.\u00a0 He wanted them pretty tight, so I added an inch, looked up the gauge I&#8217;d calculated earlier, figured out how many stitches to cast on, started knitting like a fiend.\u00a0 When the cuff was done, I measured his biceps, the length of his arm, did a few more calculations, and kept knitting, increasing as I went.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-546\" href=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/22\/to-the-frog-pond-with-ye\/p1020174\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"P1020174\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/P1020174.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"318\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The whole time, I kept looking at it thinking, &#8220;Something doesn&#8217;t look right.\u00a0 It seems a little bit small, right?\u00a0 It&#8217;s not quite right.&#8221;\u00a0 And yet, I soldiered on, not one to let a little adversity sway me from completing a project.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I also didn&#8217;t want to let stubbornness force me to finish two entire sleeves before admitting that they weren&#8217;t coming out right &#8211; and something about having to increase on every other row certainly seemed very wrong.\u00a0 After about 8 inches of knitting, I finally put it around The Blanket Thief&#8217;s arm and asked, &#8220;Sweetie, what do you think?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He grimaced.\u00a0 &#8220;It&#8217;s a little tight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Crap.\u00a0 At least I can always trust him to be honest.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-545\" href=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/22\/to-the-frog-pond-with-ye\/p1020173\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"P1020173\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/P1020173.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"318\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As for the sleeves?\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to make them walk the plank, then I&#8217;m starting over.\u00a0 At least I was only halfway up the forearms before I figured it out &#8211; that&#8217;s progress, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about making a sweater up from scratch, as I&#8217;m doing with the cARGHdigan project, is that there&#8217;s no one to blame but yourself when things go wrong. For example, when (finally) started on the sleeves, I measured The Blanket Thief&#8216;s wrists.\u00a0 He wanted them pretty tight, so I added an inch, looked up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,27],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-carghdigan","tag-mistakes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}