{"id":803,"date":"2011-08-08T20:30:03","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T03:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/?p=803"},"modified":"2011-08-08T20:30:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T03:30:03","slug":"maybe-its-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/?p=803","title":{"rendered":"Maybe It&#8217;s Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure exactly where I am anymore &#8211; I seem to have lost track sometime this weekend when I was having my fourth meal with my out-of-town family members.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t suppose that would seem odd to most of you, to have four meals with your visiting family &#8211; but this was also the fourth city we were eating in, and the shortest distance between any two meals was about an hour&#8230;and those two meals weren&#8217;t consecutive.<\/p>\n<p>The knitting, of course, continues apace.\u00a0 The<a href=\"http:\/\/bashertcomics.com\"> Blanket Thief<\/a> supports my &#8220;productive activity&#8221; of knitting by driving to many of these long-distance things, which means I&#8217;m now at 12.5 of 16 blocks on the Wedding Blanket II.\u00a0 Unfortunately for you (I&#8217;m quite grateful), the 13th block looks just like all the previous 12, so no interest there.\u00a0 I also can&#8217;t show you the nifty new technique I&#8217;m using to build it up, since doing so would reveal too much of the pattern before the recipient actually gets it.<\/p>\n<p>So, having nothing to show you from my needles today, I instead leave you with a video of the Flash Mob at the Sock Summit this year.\u00a0 One day I too will join hundreds of knitters in a dance somewhere.\u00a0 Just wait.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yOUL_S6tVr8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure exactly where I am anymore &#8211; I seem to have lost track sometime this weekend when I was having my fourth meal with my out-of-town family members.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t suppose that would seem odd to most of you, to have four meals with your visiting family &#8211; but this was also the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,37],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-knitting-humor","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}