{"id":873,"date":"2011-12-06T19:52:31","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T03:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/?p=873"},"modified":"2011-12-06T19:52:31","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T03:52:31","slug":"the-last-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/?p=873","title":{"rendered":"The Last Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not exactly sure how it happened, but despite having many more seams than the first Wedding Blanket, Wedding Blanket II is all seamed up.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t show you the whole thing, as that woudl give away the surprise, but I can show you what it looks like right this moment:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/WP_000366.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"318\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What is that tangled mass, you ask?\u00a0 Well, that&#8217;s what happens when you take a blanket that&#8217;s just short of about 5&#8242; square and pick up stitches along the entire outside edge.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right.\u00a0 In a stroke of <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">crazy<\/span> genius (or, even, crazy-genius), I decided that there would be no more seaming on this blanket, and promptly (&#8220;promptly&#8221; here defined as &#8220;over the course of several hours&#8221;) picked up over a thousand stitches around the edge.\u00a0 Actually, the real count is closer to 1.5K, but&#8230;well, y&#8217;all don&#8217;t like hearing about the exact numbers when I come up with them.<\/p>\n<p>So, now, it&#8217;s just a matter of knitting and purling a few rounds in the two colors until I like how it looks, binding off (ooh, don&#8217;t want to think about that one&#8230;), and weaving in a few ends.\u00a0 Really, I&#8217;m quite nearly done.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really glad it&#8217;s very cold here &#8211; while knitting on this, there&#8217;s no way to hold it except everything on your lap.\u00a0 That&#8217;s pretty awesome right now with the frost outside, but if this were the middle of summer&#8230;well, let&#8217;s just say Erica would be waiting a little longer for this one.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s just hope that I do manage to finish this one before the weather gets cold again, though, shall we?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not exactly sure how it happened, but despite having many more seams than the first Wedding Blanket, Wedding Blanket II is all seamed up.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t show you the whole thing, as that woudl give away the surprise, but I can show you what it looks like right this moment: What is that tangled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,37],"class_list":["post-873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-counting","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}