{"id":907,"date":"2012-02-13T19:48:59","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T03:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/?p=907"},"modified":"2012-02-13T19:48:59","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T03:48:59","slug":"yarn-embarassment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/?p=907","title":{"rendered":"Yarn > Embarassment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usually when I catch Monkey Kitty doing something hilarious, he&#8217;s too shy to keep at it while I turn on the video camera on my phone and start recording.\u00a0 For example, we put a sheet with a bunch of little Tinkerbells on one of the couches to try to keep cat hair off of the couch itself, and Monkey Kitty <em>loves<\/em> to pounce on the Tinkerbells &#8211; unless the camera is rolling, in which case he just looks at you inquiringly and meows softly.\u00a0 It&#8217;s almost like he&#8217;s saying, &#8220;Um, mom?\u00a0 This is kind of a personal thing I have to do, I&#8217;d rather there not be a record of it later.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But when there&#8217;s yarn involved?\u00a0 Apparently that&#8217;s more important than a little dignity.<\/p>\n<p>Today, we brought home a bag of yarn.\u00a0 I thought the <a href=\"http:\/\/bashertcomics.com\">Blanket Thief<\/a> had put it safely away in the office, while he thought that I had protected it.\u00a0 Ten minutes after we got home, Monkey Kitty started meowing by the entry table, and then I heard a soft &#8220;thump&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I went upstairs to find&#8230;well, it&#8217;s really just better if I show you.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GBW1hmPGsrM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And this is why I can&#8217;t leave yarn out unattended for even <a href=\"http:\/\/gknerd.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/12\/i-was-gone-five-minutes\/\">five minutes<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually when I catch Monkey Kitty doing something hilarious, he&#8217;s too shy to keep at it while I turn on the video camera on my phone and start recording.\u00a0 For example, we put a sheet with a bunch of little Tinkerbells on one of the couches to try to keep cat hair off of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,39],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-monkey-kitty","tag-yarn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gknerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}